My unexpected kind of love and what you can learn from it

When it comes to romantic relationships, I was very idealistic. I believe we all do until reality suddenly smacks us on the face and then we turn away from the world of fantasies we put ourselves in.

Anyway, if I were to post an ad of the qualities and my requirements of an ideal boyfriend, it would look like this:

Looking for a boyfriend. The candidate must be/shoud have:
* Moreno (Brown skinned)
* Tall - at least 5'7 in height
* Athletic (should play at least one sport, preferably Basketball)
* GREAT sense of humour
* HANDSOME (could not stress this enough)
* Sweet, specifics:
   - should shower me with LOTS of gifts (yes, a CAR can do since I'm not really into jewelry) in EVERY OCCASION i can think of
   - should take me on a fancy date
   - should be fond of surprising me
   - should be proud of me enough to introduce me to ALL of his friends and family

Note: All are non negotiable